Natasha Singer. Natalie Weger.

 



Goodbye, $165,000 Tech Jobs. Student Coders Seek Work at Chipotle.  (NYT)

from a story by Natasha Singer.



Computer coders are unique;


With job markets very weak,


They must find a fast food job,


Joining the prosaic mob.


All that algebra for naught.


It’s french fries, kid, not Camelot.



************************



America’s Great Pickle Divide (WSJ)

Reported by Natalie Weger



Who can hate a pickle?


Its tangy crunch delights


Cynics, fops, and mavens –


And even troglodytes!


Fresh from jar or barrel,


With sandwich or alone;


It’s fame and reputation


Cannot be overblown.


Yet, strange to say, some people


Abhor all things so soused –


Such oddballs should be captured


And in deep rehab housed!




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This venomous fish is invading the Mediterranean. One solution? Eat them.  (WaPo.)

Reported by Chico Harlan and Elinda Labropoulou.


This venomous fish is invading the Mediterranean. One solution? Eat them. (WaPo.)

Reported by Chico Harlan and Elinda Labropoulou.



The lionfish is quite the spawner;


Any reef with them’s a goner.


Rabbits of the sea are they;


They tuck all other fish away.


So why not go and catch a few


And put ‘em in a seafood stew?


Otherwise this fishy fiend


All the ocean will have cleaned.


I wonder, can you eat sea shells?


(It might go good with zinfandels.)

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