Dear President Trump.

 



Dear President Trump;


What have you got against mail-in voting?  In my building at least half of the residents, including my wife and myself, depend on mail in voting to make our voices heard.  You must be living in a fantasy world if you think there's some foreign cabal or native cartel that is fabricating a huge amount of fraudulent mail-in ballots.  I've often wondered where you get your information from for making these outlandish claims.  It must be a committee consisting of Mortimer Snerd, Ish Kabibble, Jerry Colonna, and Peter Pitofsky (none of them sober.)  I think this is a subject you should drop like a hot patootie.  Or, as Ed Asner used to say, in his character as Sgt Mike Cosgrove on Freakazoid:  "Cut it out!"
FYI:  the price of eggs just went UP again today.  I was going to buy a dozen to hard boil for our Valley Villa potluck tomorrow but decided to buy bananas instead -- I got 7 bananas for $1.98.

I also snagged 3 chicken breasts today at Fresh Market for $2.49.  So now I can make some chicken & rice soup to serve to the hungry souls who infest Valley Villa Senior Apartment Building.  I'll open my door at around 4 pm for anyone who comes by with a tray and a bowl.  If you happen to be in the neighborhood, supervising deportations or putting immigrant children in concentration camps, why don't you stop by for a bowl?  Free of charge.

Patriotically yours,

Timothy Robert Torkildson.  The Loyal Opposition. 

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